Monday, 31 August 2026

Mortimer's NOT Cross; he's delighted...

After a run of Hail Caesar ancient games, we recently had a Wars of the Roses (Never Mind the Billhooks) game between my Warwick contingent and Andy's Lancastrians.

As always it was fun and full of incident. 

On my left flank, the usual Light Horse melee had gone in my favour, with the rout of the Lancastrian riders, but one of the two units of Irish kern that Andy was using for the first time had managed to then come in behind and it was over for my horse who soon followed Andy's off table.

The kern were a nuisance, I can tell you. But eventually ran out of steam and got filled with arrows.

In the centre, after some small successes, the Lancastrian artillery blew up amongst a modest amount of cursing from the Lancastrian command! The dice gods were certainly on my side (not just in this incident, but throughout most of the day)

The big breakthrough moment came when one of my sub-commanders, Mortimer of Arden (fictional name), charged home against a Lancastrian 'bill and bow' block. Again, I threw good dice, Andy's were unusually below par. Simple as that! The intrepid Mortimer led his men to victory, destroying their melee opponents and setting in motion a collapse of several other companies in the vicinity who decided it was time for a sharp exit.

Just a few pictures of the vital moment... well, just after the vital moment as by the time I'd got my phone ready to take some snaps, the enemy units facing Mortimer had dissolved, and left the table!




Mortimer's gang are in the deep red and light blue livery with the gold lion rampant on the flag - any UK football fans will probably gather where my allegiance lies... hence 'Mortimer' whose namesake lifted the European Cup back in 1982. I digress.

Andy has produced some lovely army tokens, like coins, and it was a joy to have him hand them over and to be able to place them in the latrines at the back of my camp!


It was nice to get back to a game of Billhooks and we've got more lined up in the coming months. The day was rounded off with a meal and a glass or two at my local hostelry, followed by cigars and a good hobby chat on the patio. This is becoming our tradition now, and we're rather fond of it!
Cheers to Andy for a great day!

Facebook...

Andy has a very good FB page (search for "Flamin' Pig") which he puts lots of our games on as well as updates on some of his fantastic ancient armies.

And... On the grounds that it appears it's where thousands of wargamers are now getting their online fix, I'm considering setting up a "Phil's War Cabinet" FB page, and will announce such a bold move here for those who do the FB thing...

Cheers for now.


Monday, 13 July 2026

The Full Capriccio

Quite some time ago, I posted the first few pictures of my Never Mind The Billhooks (NMTB) Italian Wars force from the fictional Grand Duchy of Capriccio, proclaiming at the time that I just needed to do one more Swiss pike unit to complete the 'army' at around 120 points.

Well, at last, I recently completed that second Swiss unit:




They carry the flags of Uri and Solothurn, along with the regular Swiss flag.

Here they are alongside their compatriots whose pike block carries the flags of Berne and Fribourg.


These are Warlord Games plastic landsknechts that I felt could easily be used as Swiss of the period, bearing in mind that by this stage they were no longer in the clothing and cantonal liveries so familiar from the earlier Burgundian Wars.

Having said that, for these units I did keep some sort of cantonal colour theme going with yellows and blacks, along with the all pervading Swiss red.

Of course, Warlord have now produced a specific set of plastic figures for the Swiss, but I am happy with my choice here.

And so, the basic NMTB Capriccio army is complete... for now...

A brief background to Capriccio is included on the roster sheet.


Their opponents from the Duchy of Bruschetta are currently 'in progress'.

Penitenziagite! Penitenziagite!

One little accompaniment to the array is Cardinal Leo, Bishop of Capriccio, with his faithful companion, Adso. These are Perry Miniatures.

You'll note that the mounted Cardinal is pointing... presumably, that's a Cardinal Point. Groan...

That's all for now folks... Thanks to all who support the madness with your comments and visits.



Thursday, 9 July 2026

"Romanes eunt domus"

"Romanes eunt domus" as the Monty Python boys daubed on the city walls in The Life of Brian, all those years ago, being subsequently corrected by a passing Centurion, promptly giving us a lesson in Latin declension.

Thanks to all who commented on the previous post, and as promised, here are some better pictures of my Roman contingent.

I had long admired the 3rd Century, Middle Imperial Romans produced by A and A Miniatures, particularly when Phil Hendry produced such inspiring results with them a number of years ago, in his beautiful painting style.

And so, when Andy M and JK introduced Hail Caesar rules into our little group, I decided to take the opportunity of producing a Roman/Palmyran force for that rather neat little window of time in the mid-late 3rd century.

I ordered the figures, service was good, and the castings arrived.

That's when the problems started. So poor was the casting quality of these figures that cleaning them up was a forever task, and much of the flash and metal 'crud' on the figures was simply impossible to remove. I sighed, and simply turned the project into one of speed painting, just to get them onto the table.

The process was onerous, to say the least, and I just had to battle through doing what I could. The LBMS transfers do a lot of 'heavy lifting' in terms of the overall look of the units.




Above: the command figure is from a Gripping Beast Late Roman command pack, on a Wargames Atlantic plastic horse.












Not sure what will be next for this project. I am supplementing with a few Late Roman figures from other manufacturers, for things like the Scorpions and probably some cavalry as I couldn't face having to spend half my painting time cleaning up poor castings.

It's so sad, as the figures were a very attractive offering in years gone by, and whether it's the moulds that have been let go, the quality of the metal, or what, I don't really know.

I do know that the sculptor for the range is now bringing out a fresh and updated range to be marketed by a different company, so worth having a look at I guess, although from what I have seen they are quite different in appearance.

And before people start to pile on about how difficult it is for small manufacturers to keep head above water in making a living from a hobby such as ours, I know, and I don't mean anything personal. This is not an attack on A and A Miniatures. i am just reporting my experience with this particular range of figures.

I noticed Darryl H on his "Just Add Water" blog had a similar experience a few weeks back as well. So it's not just me...



Sunday, 5 July 2026

Another Game - Blooding a new army

Last weekend it was a gathering of The Old Berks again, unfortunately without Steve this time, but we're very relaxed about attendance! As host, I'm the lucky one, and am always mindful that the others have to travel, a considerable distance (particularly in Steve's case), to come for a game. 

So, with Andy eager to try out a new army he's working on, and myself also having a new contingent to field, we settled on a 3rd Century action, stretching the bounds of possibility as my newly painted Middle Imperial Romans, allied with Andy's new Sassanids, to face John's Palmyrans.

Andy has been documenting progress of the ancients projects on his Flaming Pig Facebook Page, and just before he arrived, I put some flames onto the back of a couple of mini-pigs and placed them on the table...


And so to battle...



Above: my Romans deployed on the right.
Below: Andy's Sassanids on my left.



Below: JK's Palmyrans.


Below: Running repairs. The master craftsman at work (aka Andy almost managing to glue himself to a kontos!)




Note: Hydration Break!




Above and below: The Sassanids crunch into the Palmyrans


Now, the eagle-eyed will have spotted a slight anomaly, for which I beg forgiveness. Because my Middle Imperial Romans are only just beginning, I roped in some other troops to complete the force... Macedonian skirmishing javelinmen wouldn't look that different to Roman skirmishers from a few centuries later, i'm sure. After all, it's just blokes with pointy sticks, isn't it?!

And, following on from recent posts, I also fielded the Skythians, as just some generic ancient horse archers (remember, No Skythians, no Party!). Their recent run of form was continuing, and they held a lot of Palmyran heavies at bay for quite some time. 



Above: Good dice roll for shooting. Well done, lads!

But... then, they forgot they shouldn't always be throwing high dice ... so, rolling double 6, they managed a Hail Caesar Blunder and did a Skythian Skidaddle off to their right flank, departing the table to much derision. They later claimed they just wanted to have the Old Berks Wooden Spoon trophy in their hands, just one time.


As it happened, that particular episode didn't matter as the Sassanid-Roman unholy alliance managed, in the end, to narrowly defeat Zenobia's Palmyrans. They will be back for more, no doubt...

Then it was off out for a steak and a glass down at The Bear in Berkswell, followed by cigars on the patio. A fine end to the day.

Before I close this post, a quick pic of the Middle Imperial Roman force, about which I will do a post with further photos in a couple of days.


The miniatures are A & A Miniatures. Transfers LBMS.

Meantime, all the very best.


Thursday, 25 June 2026

Back in the Game

The last few months have seen plenty of gaming, including a number of Hail Caesar games (as previously mentioned a couple of posts ago), and a rather enjoyable weekend in Salford playing Italian Wars using Pike & Shotte rules with David S (Wargames Amateur blogger), Alasdair Jameson, and hosted by Steve Ayers. We also managed a game of Lion Rampant over the weekend too, and I rather enjoyed that game as well.

OK, so some photos:

Old Berks games first (that's myself, Andy M, John K, and Steve G) hosted here in Berkswell (hence the name of our group).

Successors v Successors.
My imaginary Successor armies (Macadamians and Antithesids) came to blows...







The rather nice buildings on the table were made by the enormously talented John Boadle.

Whilst the details of the game are now shrouded in the mists of time (I didn't take blow-by-blow notes), one thing is for sure, the small unit of Skythian horse archers are gaining a reputation for throwing double 6 when firing, and even sending much more powerful enemy units heading to their baselines. It's happened in a few games now. Their reputation is growing, as is the ongoing discussion of how "Skythian"/"Scythian" should be spelt and pronounced!

The next game we had was Successors v Andy's Indians






This game featured a full on back and forward melee all along the centre. The Successor pikes proved too much and the death (two or three times) of the Indian commander in chief and his various re-incarnations in subsequent turns, heralded the end of the game.

For those on Facebook, Andy is running the "Flaming Pig" page and doing regular updates on our ancients games there.

The Salford Italian Wars game:

As I mentioned, a weekend away in Salford was a very enjoyable one; and thanks to Steve and Gwen for hosting and putting us all up in their wonderful home.
The chat and hobby companionship was a real tonic, and I returned home full of ideas for new projects. More of which when I get round to it!

For now, here are a few pictures of the Italian Wars game where Steve and I (as Imperialists) took on David and Alasdair (as French).








I was appointed to command the Imperialist left and faced David on the French right. meanwhile Steve took charge of the Imperialist right and faced Alasdair on the French left. This made a lot of sense as it meantg that both David and Steve who were experienced with the rules could play against Alasdair and I, the novices. The nature of the games with these fellows is always relaxed and definitely not competitive at all, and the spirit of the game trumps everything.

It was a thrilling game, lots of stubborn infantry pike blocks, nuisance arquebusiers and crossbowmen, and sweeping Gendarme attacks, ebbing and flowing. The convent in the centre was particularly keenly fought over, and David and I had a real to-ing and fro-ing with the cavalry on our extreme flanks.
In the end, the Imperialists prevailed, aided considerably by David living up to his nickname of "Low Roller", proving that the dice were on the side of the goodies (the Imperialists!) this time.

This was my first game of Pike & Shotte, although my recent experiences with Hail Caesar helped. Like all experienced wargamers, the lads have produced some in-house amendments that they have been using for a while and these also helped with the flow of the game.

Finally...

Another Old Berks Successors game with all four of us present:

For the game, I had finally got round to painting Antithesis II, commander of the Antithesids.


Facing him, commanding the Macadamian army, Philipolytas the Great!


No Skythians, no party... and here they are again!



Overhead shot courtesy of Andy Moran (who must have been flying a drone!)


The Thracians don't often get on the tabletop. They always look like they've just raided a carpet warehouse, but... they are a bit different!

Apologies for the lengthy post and the far too many photos. But at least we're up to date now, which is good because there's another Old Berks gathering this coming weekend. We'll be playing more Hail Caesar, with some new armies we have only recently painted...

Thanks to all readers and visitors to the blog for sticking with it!